Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Randomize
