Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Randomize