Got a toothbrush?
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Randomize
