I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
why do cheetos always look like penises
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Boobs are out for the taking
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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