No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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