I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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