it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
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