Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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