WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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