So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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