there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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