wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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