Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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