I must be too annoying 4 u.
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
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