Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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