Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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