I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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