make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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