white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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