the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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