You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
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