you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
