I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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