No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I have tasted many bathrooms
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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