let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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