I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Can Purell be used as lube?
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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