So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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