Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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