Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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