At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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