mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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