you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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