I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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