is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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