ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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