I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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