If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
she pinky promised me she was 18
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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