Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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