Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
he had hair everywhere except his balls
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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