WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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