Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
