what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Randomize
