But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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