How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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