hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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