Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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