dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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