Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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