That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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