he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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