Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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