I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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