its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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